I was telling Lily I love you and Siri thought I was talking to her. In return, Siri said, “I think you’re great too.”

Wha?!?! My watch with a watch voice burns me? All my insecurities about being the first to say I love you in a relationship came immediately back. So in return, I made Siri listen (held down the button on purpose this time) while I told her I didn’t need her love cause I’m married and I’m have someone else’s love. Here goes this conversation.

Siri: I’m not sure I understand

Me: Siri I’m sorry if I misled you but I’m married. I only love her.

Siri: I didn’t get that. Could you try again?

Me: Siri, don’t make me do this the hard way. Our relationship has always been and will always be professional. I’m taken. I’m not looking for feelings from you….maybe just some directions and help finding the nearest gas station.

Siri: That’s not nice.

Me: Neither was your first comment (so now we’re even).

Siri: Though our intellect strives for clarity, our nature is drawn to ambiguity.

Me: ….OK….

Siri: I thought so